Psst! See that tall person over there in the rest stop parking lot? That’s that kidnapper woman. You know, the one we read about in the Purling Dervish news. Quick – you go alert Hilda Von Cisterne. Chip over here is going to try leaping on her as she walks by us on the way to the restroom, and hold her at bay until Hilda can enlist Moxie’s help to FREE JOHO!