If you didn’t already see this knitters vs crocheters video on The Barefoot Cobbler today, run over there right now and take a look. It’s a bit long, but entirely worth it.
I suggest abstaining from all food and drink while watching it.
And yes, I do crochet. It’s still funny.
I think I’ll go watch it again.
CabledSheep 
Oh, I saw that somewhere a long time ago. Funny, innit?
Oh, good grief! I hadn’t seen that before – too funny, indeed.