I am green. This dirty windowsill is green. Therefore, I am perfectly camouflaged and you cannot see me.
Hey – what are you looking at? I told you I’m invisible.
Yes, this means I have nothing.
But you could always go here for your Thursday WTF moment.
Or you could read about how cardigans are a must this season. That little chunky knitted number 2nd from the right on the top is only $595.