Crikey! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realized I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail… You would not believe that I’d been abducted by aliens. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!
I am frantic; with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, learning to speak Japanese, and just generally being a nuisance to society in general, my day is a magical flight from mid-morning to early afternoon. I am totally exhausted. I wish you could be here to share it.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors, I will write something that makes sense soon. Seriously! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!
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CabledSheep 
Well, it may have been filler, but it made me laugh, as do many of the Ten on Tuesday posts. I especially like the part where you’re setting fire to people wearing Crocs. We spent last night watching Greenberg. If you haven’t seen it, DON’T!! I can’t believe we watched the whole thing…talk about being lazy!!
I love it! Although I’m disappointed to discover that you probably don’t actually use “crikey” in daily conversation.
Funny! I made one just for the fun of it and now I need to know what budgie smugglers are.
I wondered why Laurie had a smoky smell about her.
If the pool with the cocktail bar were heated, no one but the bartender would ever see me again.
(And I say crikey all the time.)(But I don’t actually smuggle budgies, though I suspect it would be lucrative.)(Or at least, feathery.)
That was awesome! Thanks for the laugh.
You set people on fire, too?! No wonder I love you!
Great post!
xo
🙂