Crikey! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realized I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail… You would not believe that I’d been abducted by aliens. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!
I am frantic; with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, learning to speak Japanese, and just generally being a nuisance to society in general, my day is a magical flight from mid-morning to early afternoon. I am totally exhausted. I wish you could be here to share it.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors, I will write something that makes sense soon. Seriously! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!
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