Barbie: Aren’t you nervous about your blind date tonight, after how the last one turned out?
CrystalBarbie: It’s pretty hard to meet guys any other way, these days. They can’t all be bad! Besides, this guy’s an astronaut or something.
Barbie: “Or something”?
CrystalBarbie: It’s something to do with space. He was wearing a spacesuit in his picture.
Barbie: With your luck, he’s an alien or something. I think I’d better follow you and make sure he’s OK.
CrystalBarbie: But what if he recognizes you? You’re pretty famous, especially after all the publicity from you and Ken reuniting.
Barbie: Don’t worry about it, I’ll put on a disguise. He’ll never recognize me.
CrystalBarbie: What exactly does a Space Ranger do, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear: Defend the universe! Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals this weapon’s only weakness.
CrystalBarbie: Wow, that’s really impressive!
Buzz Lightyear: Have I shown you my wings? They’re made from a terillium-carbonic alloy.
CrystalBarbie: Uh, if you say so. The green and red lights on them are pretty.
Barbie: (mumbling to herself) Well, I guess he seems reasonably harmless. But if he yells out “To infinity and beyond!” one more time, I’m going to scream.