Barbie: It was another dating disaster, right?
CrystalBarbie: Well, I guess he was tall, dark, handsome and muscular, just like he said.
Barbie: Yes, but “blue” wasn’t quite what came to mind when he said “dark”.
CrystalBarbie: No, not exactly. But there’s nothing wrong with blue. He was actually kind of cute. He kept insisting I call him “Gene-ie”. He was very friendly and had a nice smile.
Barbie: So what was the problem?
CrystalBarbie: He kept saying he would make all my wishes come true… but first I had to rub his magic lamp.
Barbie: Ew.
CabledSheep 
*chokesnort*
What? She didn’t rub?
Bwahahahahaha!
LOL!
ha ha ha! Thanks for Barbie and Crystal Barbie the fix, I needed that!
Ha ha, didn’t even think of him.
Ew!
HAHAHAHahahahahaahahah! you’re funny!
OMG!
How rude! Or maybe she’s just not into rubbing and telling?