Barbie: What the heck is this white stuff? Have you been baking bread again? Last time you got flour all over the house.
Crystal: Yippee! It’s snowing! First real snow we’ve had all year! Watch me make a snow angel. I hope it snows enough for us to build a snowman.
Barbie: You want snow? I’ll book a one-way ticket to Boston for you. Stupid white stuff. I’m going to get my boots wet.
A couple of hours later…
Crystal: Look! It’s knee deep! Let’s go build that snowman!
Barbie: That’s not exactly the kind of man I’m interested in.
Crystal: Fine. I’ll just make my snow angel.
Barbie: Here, let me help you.